Kids Just Say the Darnedest Things:

Khiyali writes about her 8 year-old cousin, who was filling out the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book.

A form in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book reads:

In the year _____, aliens will come to our planet and make the following announcement:
________________________
________________________
________________________

It seems aliens are visiting us in Nineteenpoopdynine!!

Another line reads:

_____ will no longer exist.

This time, the ____ was filled in by just one word:  Poo.